I think everyone, you need to sit down.
As, I have some BIG news.....I am not perfect.
I know, who would have guessed? What with my immaculate nails, perfect hair, and smooth legs. (cough! cough!) :o)
I do not know about you chaps, but is anyone else all a tiz after the Easter weekend? I am normally pretty organised, but eveything seems to have gone to pot.
I did not attend my evening class on Tuesday, I forgot to make bread and so far I have forgotten lunch yesterday and today. That means I have had to spend money on something to eat.
So far the running total is £6.80. Remember the good old days when I made £5 last 5 days?
I am not moaning about having had 4 days off or only doing two, 4 day weeks. But it has thrown out my schedule.
- The the flat has not been cleaned
- There is no petrol in the car
- I have no bread
- I forgot to buy milk for the office
- The ironing is doing a good impression of the leaning tower of pisa
So I am giving myself fair warning, "Do this again Abigail, and you are grounded!"
Oh, did I mention after all that chocolate this weekend, I suspect I am morbidly obese and having a battle of wills with the bathroom scales who currently want to weigh my
I bet Victoria Beckham does not have this problem..sigh