I woke up today and just felt like turning over and going back to sleep. So I waved my hand in the general direction of the alarm (I have a very fancy movement activated snooze button) and went back to sleep.
I guess I may have done this more than once as the next time I looked at the clock it was 16 mins past my usual "get your fat ass out of bed time".
I then had five minutes to wash, dress, make the bed and run out of the door.
Impossible for many but not for me as I wonder womaned it round the flat.
Straighteners on before the bathroom then they are ready to flatten down the birds-nest before hitting the door.
Whilst ironing my bob I always bung on the tv to check the news.
"Strange" thought I "that's not the usual couple who tell me the horrors going on overseas of a morning". Hmmmm
I then checked the clock on the program only 6.25 not 7.25am. Oh heck I am up an hour early!!!!!
So off I toddle to the kitchen to put the kettle on. One cup of tea later I am lying in bed smug in the knowledge that I have eons of time before o have to dance the day. Perhaps I can really shock everyone and turn up with make up on my face not in my bag!
I settle back in bed and happened to glance at the alarm clock again 7.35 AM. WHAT!!!!!
I checked the Tv and suddenly realised I was watching ITV+1.....
So it starts again.
Should have stayed in bed and just not bothered with today at all methinks. Especially as I could not for the life of me remember all day whether I had turned off the straighteners.